A Guide To Zombie Lovin “Zombie Sex Tips”
Never thought Zombie had sex until I watched dead Alive… I then thought nobody except Peter Jackson had really shown Zombie sex we’ll I was wrong Zombie sex is everywhere.
Sex Tips for Zombies: No Cure for Crotch Rot
Severed Hand Jobs: When giving a hand job, you should use your own hand, not one that you’ve ripped off one of your victims or found lying in the street.
Playing with Your Food: Besides being tasty and containing the nutrients that zombies need, brains make an excellent lube for jacking off or intercourse.
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